RB Back On Spam

wtf is that i'm here 2 and i have a problum with athority sry hop

lmao dean you dont have enough exp points

one day you'll ding and be recognised as a spammer

Until you learn what spam actually is, ive locked this.

y its in the spam section lol

lmfao spam is anything that doesnt regard the topic, or any relevant posting

o ya lol

Dont take my spam away from me :[

alright hows this.

if they dont learn what real spam is, and act like it, ill delete 100 posts/day

how do you 'act' like you know what real spam is..

tahts bs dan and u know it

cuz ive spammed more than you could ever dream of

becus i taught him as i taught u

i dont dream of spam... my dreams are usually x-rated

what am i not good enough dwyer

i'm in the process of teaching you deano ;]

cant you go and spam the dune forums instead?? im sure theyll love it hahaha

no ur not

not really u just wernt around when i did it mate if u were ... well a scary thought hey lol

my dune forum account wont activate

A micro air-wave detection device particularly for breathing monitoring and surveillance, which comprises a tube (2) having a ball (5) disposed therein with minimum clearance. The tube (2) is disposed in a horizontal or slightly inclined position and is connected to a conduit (38) which picks up the pressure variation of a nasal respirator (53). Detection of the to-and-fro movement of the ball at the level of an independent detection unit (10) containing the tube is transmitted by optical fibers (45) to an electronic control and alarm module (22).

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Splash wrote:

my dune forum account wont activate

lucky them....

wtf

I claim:

1. A micro air-wave detection device for monitoring or alerting a sleeping subject as soon as an abnormal breathing stoppage occurs, comprising:

a detection unit housing a transparent tube disposed in a horizontal or slightly inclined position;

a movable ball disposed in said transparent tube, the diameter of said ball being slightly less than an internal diameter of said tube so that said ball moves inside said tube with a minimum clearance between said ball and an internal wall of said tube;

a conduit connected at one end thereof to said transparent tube for conveying pressure variations to said tube;

two internal stops disposed respectively at opposite ends of said tube for retaining said ball inside said tube, said internal stops having respective air passages therein;

detector means disposed adjacent said tube for detecting a to-and-fro movement of said ball within said tube;

electronic control and alarm means for emitting an alarm when said abnormal breathing stoppage occurs, said electronic control and alarm means receiving a signal from said detection means, said signal being transmitted though a signal line connecting said detector means and said electronic control and alarm means.


2. A detection device according to claim 1, further comprising a cylindrical opening passing through said detection unit, wherein said transparent tube is interchangeably disposed in said opening, and further comprising a locking means for positioning and locking said tube in said detection unit.

3. A detection device according to claim 1, wherein said internal stops have central orifices therein defining said respective air passages.

4. A detection device according to claims 1 or 2, wherein said detector means comprises at least one set of detectors disposed on each side of said tube, said set of detectors being aligned along said tube.

5. A detection device according to claim 1, wherein said signal line comprises optical fiber conduits.

6. A detection device according to claim 2, wherein said detection unit comprises a detection block having two rows of optical fibers embedded therein, wherein said rows of optical fibers are disposed in longitudinal apertures defined in said block such that said optical fibers face each other across said cylindrical opening.

7. A detection device according to claim 1 or 5, wherein said electronic control and alarm means comprises at least two adjustable timers, said adjustable timers being connected to respective alarm relays, wherein said alarm relays are energized in response to pulses generated by said detector means, further comprising signaling and alarm means, connected to said electronic control and alarm means, for emitting a signal and/or alarm in response to an output from said alarm relays.

8. A detection device according to claim 7, wherein said electronic control and alarm means comprises respective light indicators connected to each of said adjustable timers, an alarm indicator light connected to said signaling and alarm means for indicating an alarm state, and a battery charging control light for indicating a charging state of a battery.

9. A detection device according to claim 7 wherein said electronic control and alarm means comprises an alarm sound blip transmitter, said sound blip transmitter comprising a cassette recorder.

10. A detection device according to claim 1, further comprising transmitter means for remote transmission of said alarm to a receiver at a prescribed frequency, said transmitter means receiving a 220 V power supply after tripping of said alarm.

11. A detection device according to claim 1, further comprising an oxygen containing tank having a pressure reduction means fitted at an output thereof, and further comprising an oxygen intake electrovalve means fitted at an output of said pressure reducer for delivering oxygen to the subject only during a breathing-in phase of the subject.

12. A detection device according to claim 11, further comprising a nasal respirator having two branches connected thereto, wherein one of said branches is connected to said oxygen intake electrovalve, and the other of said branches is connected to said transparent tube via said conduit, wherein said conduit conveys pressure variations from said nasal respirator to said tube.

13. A detection device according to claim 12, wherein each of said two branches respectively comprises a nose end-piece and a mouth end-piece.

14. A detection device according to claim 13, further comprising a support means for supporting said two branches such that, when said support means is laid across the lips of the subject, said nose end-pieces and said mouth end-pieces are positioned, respectively, proximate the nostrils and mouth of said subject.

15. A detection device according to claim 13, wherein said nose end-pieces are connected to said respective branches and are in communication with each other, wherein oxygen can be supplied or breathing can be detected through both of said nose-end pieces.

16. A detection device according to claim 1, wherein said conduit has a small internal diameter and a length for allowing said conduit to convey said pressure variations from a distance.

17. A detection device according to claim 1, wherein said transparent tube comprises two glass tubes mounted such that said glass tubes are both aligned along a slightly inclined axis and wherein respective ends of said glass tubes oppose each other along said axis, said glass tubes being connected together at said respective ends by a sealed sleeve, said conduit comprising a branch duct connected to said sleeve for conveying pressure variations to said glass tubes.

18. A detection device according to claims 1 or 17, further comprising a movement sensor means connected to an opposite end of said conduit, wherein said movement sensor means comprises a resilient and flexible membrane disposed over a closed chamber, said conduit being connected to said closed chamber, wherein movement of said membrane causes an air wave to be formed in said chamber and conveyed along said conduit to said transparent tube.

19. A detection device according to claim 18, further comprising a permanent magnet disposed on said flexible membrane.

20. A detection device according to claims 1 or 17, further comprising a plurality of transparent tubes connected by respective conduits to an enclosure containing said subject.

21. A detection device according to claims 1 or 17, further comprising a means for measuring the heart rate and/or blood oxygenation of said subject.

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